Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Lindsay Lohan pokes fun at other celebrities while guest hosting 'Chelsea Lately'

Lindsay Lohan was the guest host of "Chelsea Lately" on Monday night, and not only did she poke fun at herself, she poked fun at those who took over as tabloid fodder during her time in rehab.

As part of her monologue, she said:
As you all know, for the last 90 days I've been on a lovely court-ordered vacation in Malibu. But on a real note, it was really great and wonderful. It was. So, I've been through a lot lately, and I've got a lot of people to thank for that, most notably the celebrities who kept the tabloid industry alive in my absence.
The list of celebrities who have taken the heat off of Lohan lately is probably well-known to most.

Among her "heroes" were Anthony Weiner and Kanye West, whom she thanked for "acting like a baby and making a baby." She said:
How come when Kanye acts like an idiot, he gets a gold record, but when I act like an idiot, I get a police record? I still haven't figured that out.
She also thanked Justin Bieber "for being where you shouldn't, spitting where you shouldn't and wearing your pants where you shouldn't."

Finally, she added,
Most of all, I would like to thank the one person who's captured the worldwide attention of all of the tabloids: the royal baby.

At that point, Handler's sidekick Chuy Bravo walked out dressed in a onesie and wearing a crown.

Lohan, having recently exited rehab, is reportedly living with a sober coach. She has scored an interview with Oprah on the OWN Network, and an unscripted, reality-based project for OWN, as well.

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