Thursday, March 26, 2009

Sex with a Vacuum = 90-Day Prison Sentence

Just to be clear, Jason Leroy Savage, 29, was sentenced for public sex with a car wash vacuum. What you do with your own home appliances is still up to you.

Michigan resident Savage was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. He must also undergo drug testing. Last month he pleaded no contest to indecent exposure.

Savage was caught with his pants down (literally) last October when someone reported "suspicious" behavior at a Thomas Township car wash.

Not only that, the story was picked up by both Jay Leno and David Letterman, which caused Saginaw County Circuit Judge Fred L. Borchard to say that Savage had humiliated the community. Borchard said:
"I believe you owe the community an apology for what you've done."
Meanwhile, Savage said:
"It's been horrible. I've been keeping my nose clean and staying out of trouble."
Problem is, it wasn't really his nose that was the issue.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's hope he keeps that nose clean at home and not the car washes of America.

Biofuel Watcher said...

I'm surprised he didn't lose his part.

live roulette said...

It reminds me of a story from my neighbor who worked at Sears for most of his life. Lady came to talk about the power of his store are vacuum cleaners. He demanded to change the name of the line. The Sears Super Sucker.

Kodak Playtouch said...

I had an employee that would tell the story of a guy she dated who had a small piece missing from his ... yes, very private place. During an intimate moment, she asked him how he got the nickname of a disaster.

Mychael Margott said...

Michigan resident Savage was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court.