Friday, November 7, 2008

Top 10 New Revelations About Sarah Palin

Thursday night on The Late Show with David Letterman, he presented the latest top 10 list of revelations about Sarah Palin. There was an earlier such list (more on that later). The new list is:
  1. Thinks Fox News may still declare her and John McCain the winner
  2. At her wedding instead of "I do," said, "You betcha!"
  3. She and Governor Schwarzenegger once exchanged swimsuit-competition posing tips
  4. Prepared for campaign by watching "Legally Blonde 2"
  5. Thinks "NAFTA" stands for "Need Another Fifty Thousand for Accessories"
  6. Begins every day by reading a passage from the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available everywhere
  7. She's a person of interest in five unsolved snow machine hit-and-runs
  8. Abused position as Governor to get free appetizers at Ancorage Applebee's
  9. Already has a new job as Briefcase Babe #12 on "Deal Or No Deal"
  10. Her Secret Service code name was "Huh?"
On Sept. 25th, the top ten list was: Top Ten Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin presented by residents of Wasilla, Alaska:
  1. Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain "grandpa" -Interior Designer, May-Lynn Pauling
  2. She stole that sexy librarian look from me -Grasshopper Aviation Pilot, Dave Glenn
  3. Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown -General Manager of a Mexican Restaurant, Jerry Ochoa
  4. Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown -General Manager of a Mexican Restaurant, Jerry Ochoa
  5. Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky -Private Music Teacher, Ana Hartman
  6. Working on "Knight Rider" spin-off about a talking snowmobile -Virtual Golf-Shooting Range Owner, Calvin Culverwell
  7. Favorite book? "Late Show Fun Facts" -- available at fine stores everywhere -Flight Paramedic, Steven Heyano
  8. Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull -Dental Hygenist, Kathy McCone
  9. To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes -Deputy Mayor and Chiropractor, Kris Larson
  10. Only person I know who's not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney -From the Wasilla Chamber of Commerce, Lyn Carden
Watch the video:

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1 comment:

Amy McCraken evergreen custom media said...

The top ten list was: Top Ten Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin presented by residents of Wasilla,