According to MSNBC and OK! Magazine, Lindsay Lohan is short on money and thinks that penning her memoirs might be the solution to her cash-flow problem.
At first thought, you'd wonder who'd want to read the memoirs of a drug- and alcohol-addicted, sex-addicted, multiple-rehab spoiled brat who says things like "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f*** I want." Oh, wait, everyone (except me).
I guess she plans to do this while sitting in the morgue doing her community service work. Actually, she probably has a lot of time on her hands right now since it seems many are shying away from her in terms of new projects.