Sunday, December 2, 2007

Men's Lives Extended by Breast Ogling --- Uh, No, Darn It

Interesting when the Science Editor (that's his title) of a pretty decent site like Softpedia gets hooked into a story that's obviously false. Or did he? I guess I wonder when this happens if they just post it to get traffic, or what?

The story at Softpedia was that staring at a picture of a woman's breasts for 10 minutes a day would extend the lifespan of a man for five years. According to the article, the study's author was Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

And, according to the article, "for five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease."

Riiight. I wonder where this editor got this story, actually. Let's look at the telltale signs of a fake story.

First, the study was published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News. OK, the New England Journal of Medicine, sure, but Weekly World News? Dead giveaway number one.

Dead giveaway two: searching for this story will find older versions of it, nearly word for word, posted years ago.

And finally, the old familiar Snopes debunking. According to Snopes the story first showed up in 1999, but the Softpedia story showed up on Nov. 30.

So, unfortunately guys, this isn't true, despite what could be called "wishful thinking."

Not to blame Softpedia alone, as Fark picked up on this as well, but I can see that, because the stories are user-submitted and it would be sure to drive traffic. Plenty of bloggers posted this as well, maybe for the same "traffic" reason.

But if that's not the reason, hey guys, you oughta do some research before posting, as your facts are SNAFU-ed.

15 comments:

Jeanne said...

If staring at women's breast extended men's lives, men would be immortal.

thegilchrests said...

does it work for women too? If not, perhaps another part of the male anatomy might work for us? Most men I know, their blood pressure goes up when looking at women's breasts!

boobman said...

Okay, tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes!

M3 said...

I don't know, 10 years of extra life, I don't think I'm going to discount this one so fast. I'd rather be on the safe side anyway.

Anonymous said...

Even if staring at women's breasts shortened my life by 5 years - I would still do it.

Anonymous said...

And my friends wonder why I'm still
39 after all these years. WOW love looking... Keep up the good work ladies...
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Anonymous said...

76 and still ogling it works for me

Starman124 said...

The fact os true, first noticed in English hospitals in the late 80. Further study concluded tih forst obsvewration to be true.

Henry said...

Hurray for boobs... they make the sun rise (plus other things) and the sun to set (but not the other thing) I will now live to 100 (am 78 now and never miss a day of boob enjoyment)

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The story Softpedia looking at a photo of a woman's breasts for 10 minutes a day would be to extend the life of a man in five years. The article said study author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

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