Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Road Kill Toys Add Squash to Plush

I don't think they have any lead in them, but they certainly have some gore. The newest thing in plush toys: Road Kill.

Road Kill Toys is a new toy company, and as they themselves say, they are "toys with a macabre twist." Their first product is Twitch the Raccoon. All of the Road Kill toys will come with ID tags though, with information on the animal's demise. However, the first 1,000 Twitches sold will be limited editions, with special identity tags, hand-written by the designer.

The toy's, er, blood and guts can be stuffed into or pulled out of his body. A tire print even runs across its back.

Besides Twitch, future characters will include Grind the Rabbit, Splodge the Hedgehog, Pop the Weasel (it figures), Fender the Fox, and Smudge the Squirrel.

You can read their character profiles, including their death certificates, here.

The only one with a price so far in their shop is Twitch, at £25.00 --- the rest all have "call for pricing" tags. Still, as it says at their site, you'd better hurry before the maggots set in.

3 comments:

Matt :o) said...

Dang, I'm not sure whether to laugh at it some more or be ashamed that I laughed at all! (lol)

excitedVulcan said...

Now that is funny. Ummm, that wasn't my outside voice, was it?

Would be perfect or Larry, or his brother(s) Daryl.

Also good for the annoying "peta" type at work... heh heh heh.

memory stick said...

Only, yet the price of their trade is a small fish £ 25.00 --- Other, who are all "Ask the price tags. Yet, as they say on their site, it is best to hurry before the larvae Series Others.