Earlier today she was charged in the day with seven misdemeanors - based on two drunken-driving arrests in the last four months. Prosecutors said they didn't file felony drug charges because they only found .04 grams of cocaine in her purse. Luckily (?) for her the amount of cocaine necessary for felony charges is .05 grams.
"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs," Lohan said in a statement released by publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik.
I'm still not convinced that this isn't special treatment. I still think Jane Q. Public would get a more severe sentence. How about a fine at least, considering her bank balance is so huge? Teach her a real lesson. I mean, let's not forget the money quote from her during that last drunken driving incident:
"I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want."